If only everyone in World War 2 blogged. Amiright? Fuck me.
Btw. Clint Eastwood is a racist.
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Its funny how your opinion of things changes as you get older, or sometimes not at all. We all have these little things we do and can’t help doing, sometimes they are innocent like saying bless you when people sneeze, or sometimes its not so innocent like I dont know racism. There are only so many gooks you can kick off your lawn Clint Eastwood, slow down cowboy. But sometimes the things we do but cant stop doing, in my opinion is pretty fucking hilarious, depending on how they have been influenced. Because if you think about, all of it is silly, all of it is absolutely 100 % completely ludicrous.
For example, why is it that when food is served in a school setting, it sucks, no matter what, they could serve you like a three course meal with waiters singing you showtune numbers and jacking you off under the table and it would still suck. Why because we grow up with it, we grow up with the shittest food ever, or perhaps the notion that it is shitty. Like today, In my college we have this thing called the “greenery” there are working CHEFS in there, with REAL HATS, who have restaurant experience, cooking you SEVERAL selections of delicious cuisine items, using fresh ingredients made right in front of your eyes, and for some reasons from time to time, I have the nerve to say “Man the foods really shitty today”. Like the fucking STUFFED MUSHROOMS weren’t good enough for me, and the GRILLED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES hamburgers seemed pretty gross that day. But the thing heres the problem. The problem is that the foods good, and that, THAT my friends, leaves me at a state of uneasiness, you know like the calm before a storm. A culinary shit storm. Not like a food fight or anything. But like a metaphorical one, one which involves alot of shitty food.
But lets get real, cafeteria food is always shitty. It is not supposed to be good. For example. BAM, flash back to first grade. Walk into the cafeteria, first breakfast at school, what do they serve? Green eggs and green cheese….
Now i may be a little foreign at the time but, any mother fucker who serves green cheese to a child, is either A. Stupid as fuck. B. Has not grasped the concept that green things that are not vegetables generally look nasty. or C. The staff of the cafeteria not only did not even read the book “green eggs and HAM” but also thought doctor Seuss is a excellent medium in which to poison innocent children with. All three of which are completely UNACCEPTABLE. Then i go to middle school and high school thinking its all gunna change. Nope, since i went to an art school which was 6 -12th grade, they served the same shit from elementary to the middle schoolers, and the same middle school shit to the high schoolers. Not a damn thing changed. We all ate the same shit and we all hated the same shit. So you see. This kinda stuck with me. Even when the food is amazing, things that we think and things that we do, become habits, sometimes we cant control but hate the good food. All you gotta do is, ask yourself this next time the waiter doesn’t put pepper on your fillet mignon, “is it worse than green eggs and cheese? Because i doubt it is, and if it is. Get your grown ass out the cafeteria. This food is for kids.