I am so pretentious. I suck a lot of cock.
I am so pretentious that I am made of rocks.
I am so pretentious. I like to make up facts.
For anyone, and anything except for things that lack.
MEANING AND IMPORTANCE. It fuels my very core.
I am so prentensious. Its okay to be a whore.
I AM SO PRENTENSIOUS. I like to sit around.
To shit on things, and laugh at things but never make a sound.
I am SO VERY PRETENSIOUS, I drink coffee with a straw.
I am so pretentious I EAT MACARONI RAW!
When i am close around you im likely to remark
that everything you’ve every liked is a piece of fucking shit.
I AM SO PRETENTIOUS. There is Jesus on my knees.
The room is full of idiots, and my school is full of bees.
I am so pretentious that is is necessary to say.
That nothings homosexual if you do not call it gay.
I am so pretentious I am in to Kanye West
but im not into his music i just like the way hes dressed
I am so pretentious I think interrupting is OK
But if anyone does the same to me I will ruin their fucking day.
I AM SO PRENTIOUS I CHANNEL LUCIFER HIMSELF.
I AM SO IRONIC THERE ARE BIBLES ON MY SHELVES.
I am just a person but its easy to forget
When im so cool i fuck CDS and listen to cassettes.
I am just a person. BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
That in my heart I hate you all, women, child, and man.
happy holidays!
made in jazn 